May 2013
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What I think when kids in my class read
That’s a PERIOD, NOT A COMMA
That’s a COMMA, NOT A PERIOD
Why the hell can’t you pronounce that word?
THE TEACHER JUST CORRECTED YOU WHY’D YOU GET IT WRONG AGAIN?!?!?!
Can I sleep?
If you can’t read, why’d you raise your hand?
You can’t pronounce THAT word?
WHAT THE HELL
The fuck you like long ass paragraphs for
My skin’s crawling
Oh god not him, his voice sounds like a dying nail on a...
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Sexual orientation: Long haired men
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bledzeppelin:
*tuck and rolls out of a speeding car into your front yard* I heard Led Zeppelin
gayrus:
list of my friends:
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mowwwg:
“you can’t wear that!!!! people will get the wrong impression!!!”
the impression that i am a hot babe with an ass that just won’t quit???? honey that ain’t wrong that’s just fact
abhortion:
movies based off books are bad but books based off movies are so much worse
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“Oh I looked at the bluge! It was just balls and they are the size of...”
– My best friend on Robert Plant’s bulge
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The moment that crushed my spirit for this school years was when a fellow classmate pronounced the word “lolls” as “LOL’s”… I just…ugh
magicconchshell:
i hate you and if this was 1692 salem i would accuse you of being a witch
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last day of school
other people: OMG im gonna miss all of you so much :')
me: adios bitchachos
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every-inch-of-robert-plants-love:
If you have nice hair and love Led Zeppelin, you have permission to touch my butt.
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jesspinkman:
being a pessimist is great i’m always either right or pleasantly surprised
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sometimes i feel sad then i remember issac newtons hair
he may have discovered gravity but that luxurious flowing mane sure hasnt damn son
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“I like Black Sabbath, you know, some of the stuff. I like School’s Out For...”
– Justin Bieber told Q magazine (via fragile-eggshell-mind)
hamfarto:
in german i put this guy on the corner of every paper i turn in and the teacher hates me
keyboardsmashwriters:
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hogswatch:
if you’re ever having problems with a boy just remember that at least he never converted his entire country to protestantism just to break up with you
oh my fucking god
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“So lobsters are mammals right?”
– Jenny
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dignitea:
I’m stuck between wanting to be an adult, accomplishing a lot, and contributing a lot to society and lying on my floor, ignoring my responsibilities, and crying to sad songs alone in my room.
misunfortunate:
In musician we don’t say “I love you” we say “If you miss that key signature again I will take your instrument and shove it up your ass” and I think that’s really beautiful.
